My Infinite Childhood

My name is Patrick. I'm 20 years old and I'm from Long Island NY. Well, I was. Now I'm in Providence. I tend to get lonely, upset, angry. But im also spontaneos random act like im 12. This is my way to keep myself well... myself.


NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR
glowpinkstah:

faustbot:

STOP BEING TINY

THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH!

glowpinkstah:

faustbot:

STOP BEING TINY

THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH!

(Source: bunnyfood, via karensdisciple)

tramampoline:

This is a weird trilogy

(via dilfweed)

geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

(Source: berserkgear, via arttakessacrifice)

thewrithingsouth:

mightyprofessor:

New display stand for my dwemer artifact.

THIS IS SO COOL

(via karensdisciple)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via zaynmilotic)

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via zaynmilotic)

desolate-expose:

Why not a cute cat gif in the middle of half naked men? :p

desolate-expose:

Why not a cute cat gif in the middle of half naked men? :p

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via karensdisciple)

ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

(via congrats-youre-alive)

Zodiac Hidden Fears

♈ Aries:

Aries fear that they don't fear 'fear'. Most of them are insightful enough to know they can leap head on into danger unnecessarily

♉ Taurus:

People will think they are boring. To make up for it they bake food or take people out because they are worried they alone aren't enough

♊ Gemini:

Other people will see how internally wound up and vulnerable they are. How much they really need somebody there; no matter how independent they may seem

♋ Cancer:

Having a volatile family life. Most Cancers fear divorce but also believe it will never happen to them

♌ Leo:

People will tire of their theatrics and neediness and reject them entirely. That eventually people will give up on trying to assure them and cope with their drama

♍ Virgo:

People will judge them and treat them differently if they are not at least fulfilling some purpose or use for being around

♎ Libra:

They will be alone forever

♏ Scorpio:

They will open up and share a secret to somebody, but be rejected / betrayed

♐ Sagittarius:

They will love somebody more than the other person loves them. They will need somebody more than they are needed.

♑ Capricorn:

Because everyone puts so much faith in them, they are secretly worried they will just destroy everything and don't know who to ask for help

♒ Aquarius:

Eventually they will just drift entirely away from everybody. That one day they will be unable to decipher what is rational and not. A true sense of isolation

♓ Pisces:

That people only pretend to like them. Most Pisces can't figure out why they have friends or why they are liked. They are constantly comparing themselves

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

(Source: shrugging, via 50shades-of-gay)

ego-x:

papa-scotch:

cinematicinsomniac:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

marchingjaybird:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

BEST.

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SWEET ROLLERS.

Crying

(via karensdisciple)

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

(via lasagnawithteeth)