My Infinite Childhood

My name is Patrick. I'm 20 years old and I'm from Long Island NY. Well, I was. Now I'm in Providence. I tend to get lonely, upset, angry. But im also spontaneos random act like im 12. This is my way to keep myself well... myself.

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

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dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

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canyouclarinot:

pekomelon:

the reason old memes always come back is because, in order to truly destroy a meme, you must cast it into the fires of mount doom and sadly

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oh my god

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nevecampbell:

gay boys with no asses and straight boys with huge asses are the biggest second tier injustice the gay community faces currently

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wolkenteiler:

Rare Candy Treatment.

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bradenbarrie:

Hush little angel, don’t you cry, as the bullets and the bombs fall from the sky. I know your face and you know mine, that is what will keep us safe tonight. As the sky grows dark and the rain turns white, as the moon falls down and the sun won’t shine, just please smile for me one last time.

bradenbarrie:

Hush little angel, don’t you cry, as the bullets and the bombs fall from the sky. I know your face and you know mine, that is what will keep us safe tonight. As the sky grows dark and the rain turns white, as the moon falls down and the sun won’t shine, just please smile for me one last time.

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karmarsi:

the-hedgehog-whisperer:

You want to see something punny ??

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8ogo:

trying to catch a legendary pokemon likeimage

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